Fact: I hate the telephone. I have trouble talking to people when I can’t see who I’m talking to; I’d much rather either speak face-to-face or converse in a text-base medium. (I am a writer, after all.) But I’m willing to make an exception for… shall we say, special cases: I am more than willing to call spooky, haunted, cursed, real creepy phone numbers that actually work.
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It helps, of course, that most of these real scary phone numbers don’t require that you actually speak with anyone; when you dial them, you almost always reach a voicemail box set to play a spooky recording to anyone who rings. Still, though — I will happily set aside my phone phobia in pursuit of that delightful frisson one gets from a brush with the unknown. Especially around Halloween.
Novelty hotlines are nothing new; indeed, I would argue that their heyday occurred during the ‘80s and ‘90s, at which time you could call everyone from Freddy Krueger to the Ninja Turtles. Their popularity began to wane during the 2000s — but interestingly, we’ve seen them evolve in the years since, too. Thanks to free, online tools like Google Voice, pretty much anyone with internet access can set up a weird novelty number with ease. What’s more, the draw of a novelty phone number might even be stronger than ever — possibly because we so rarely use our phones these days to actually, y’know, make calls. Distance makes the heart grow fonder and all.
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Sadly, a good deal of formerly wonderful creepy phone numbers are no longer in service (RIP, Call Carrie White) — but I can attest to the fact that the numbers seen here are in working order. I know, because I called every single one of them myself. I am also, you might note, still alive and well, so it’s… shall we say, unlikely that any of these numbers is actually “cursed,” “haunted,” or otherwise dangerous to call. They are, however, all based in the United States, so you might want to be wary of long-distance charges if you’re calling from somewhere else. Phone bills can quickly become one of the most frightening things of all.
So, if you’re feeling brave this Halloween season — or any other time of year — try giving these numbers a ring.
Who knows? Maybe you’ll get lucky.
Maybe one of them will call you back.
951-572-2602
Status: As of January 2023, this phone number is no longer in service. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below.
Remember the SCP Foundation? This phone number was a fun little Easter egg pegged to the fictional organization. It was basically a tip line: Upon calling, you’ll be greeted with a recorded message informing you that you’d reached the Southern California, Division 19 branch of the Foundation and asking you to leave the date, time, location, and description of an “incident” you may have witnessed — an incident which you believed required the Foundation’s… unique skill set. The number is based in Banning, Calif., which is located in Riverside County just south of the San Bernardino National Forest.
I don’t know if they called you back, though; I never left a message. The strangest thing I’ve witnessed so far today has been my cat running around the house like a maniac for about 20 minutes before engaging in a sudden and abrupt nap — which is perfectly normal behavior for her and therefore did not require SCP Foundation intervention.
408-634-2806
Status: As of April 2022, this phone number is no longer in service. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below.
A lot of rumors surround this number, the freakiest of which insists that it’s a so-called “red room number” — a number which can allegedly be used to track down the physical location of people who either call the number themselves or answer calls they receive from it, after which they are kidnapped, brought to a “red room,” and tortured, killed, or both. These alleged torture sessions/murders are said to be broadcast live over the deep web.
I can assure you, however, that 408-634-2806 is not a red room number. As far as I know, red room numbers don’t even exist; they’re just an urban legend — a legend which, notably, forms the premise of the of the video game series Welcome to the Game. Indeed, it’s not even totally clear how the number 408-634-2806 gained a reputation for being a red room number in the first place; the clearest link I’ve been able to find is still tenuous: YouTube channel MKP Studios’ video on 408-634-2806 starts out by likening it to an alleged red room number they had previously called, but fails to actually connect the two numbers in any meaningful way.
So: If 408-634-2806 was not a red room number, what the heck was it? Because it was still really weird-sounding; when you called it, you hear a recording of demonic voices, someone saying “All’s well that ends well,” and a spooky music box. It’s got to be connected to something, right?
The answer is yes. It was connected to the iOS game Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, which was released by Capybara Games in 2011. At the end of the game, you’re given a number that turns out to be this phone number. It may have been part of an ARG attached to the game that never quite took off, or it may not have been; I don’t know that the meaning of the message you heard when you called the number has ever been “solved.”
Then again, maybe it doesn’t have to be. Also, it’s worth noting that the message reportedly changed a few times. Just, y’know… FYI.
828-756-0109
Status: As of April 2022, this phone number is no longer in service. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below.
[NOTE: If you try this one, make sure you dial it correctly. It’s 828-756-0109. A common misdial for this one goes to a real person’s phone number. If you hear anything other than the message heard in the video here, you’ve misdialed. Don’t bug the person, and don’t be rude or obscene. But, again, ideally, check to make sure you’ve entered the number correctly BEFORE you hit the “call” button so as to avoid that whole situation in the first place. Also, as of April 2022, I received only a busy signal when I called, so it may or may not still be in service. You can still hear what used to play when you called by clicking the link below, though.]
This number is a true mystery. I can tell you where it’s based (Marion, North Carolina, in McDowell County about 85 miles west and slightly north of Charlotte); I can tell you what you heard when you call it (some earsplitting noises and a man’s voice frantically relaying what sounds like a message coded in binary); I can even tell you what the binary said when converted into text (“death”); but I can’t tell you anything else. I have no idea who made it, what it meant, or what it may or may not have been connected to.
It’s super weird, though.
407-734-0254
Status: Still operational as of January 2023.
If you call what is possibly my favorite find from the research process for this post, you’ll reach a clown named Wrinkles who lives in Naples, Fla. and will, according to the Washington Post, “make an appearance at your party or gathering, prank your friend, or even scare your misbehaving kid straight” for the low, low price of a few hundred bucks. Very little is known about the man behind Wrinkles; he’s in his 60s, retired, and originally from Rhode Island, but that’s all he’ll say to reporters. He’s definitely got the evil clown market cornered, though — and if you call this creepy phone number, you’ll get his voicemail. Leave him a message and he’ll call you back.
Update, 11/11/19: More on Wrinkles here.
270-301-5797
Status: No longer operational as of November 2023.
Technically this one was a video game tie-in, but as one Metafilter user put it, “You don’t have to know anything about the game to appreciate the sheer oddity and scope of what there is to listen to on this phone number.” That game is Kentucky Route Zero, a magical realist point-and-click adventure that released episodically between 2013 and 2020. It’s delightful — as were the auxiliary experiences developers Jake Elliott and Tamas Kemenczy released between episodes.
This phone number was one of those auxiliary experiences. Called Here and There Along the Echo, the phone tree you’d reach if you dialed 207-301-5797 purported to be “a guide to the Echo River for drifters and pilgrims” provided by “the Bureau of Secret Tourism.” It was weird and surreal, yet also wonderfully serene — and there was plenty to explore as you dialed your way through the various menus to which it gave you access. My personal favorite way to start was with the option you reached by dialing number 5.
If you’re into Welcome to Night Vale or the works of David Lynch, you’ll probably dig Kentucky Route Zero. Here And There Along The Echo isn’t up anymore, but you can hear the opening of the phone tree below.
“You Have Reached A WRONG NUMBER“
Status: As of April 2022, this phone number is no longer in service. The number also appears to belong to someone else now, so do NOT attempt to call it. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below.
I’ll confess that I didn’t enjoy the actual gameplay of Hotline Miami that much — I’m kind of, uh, not great at top-down shooters — but the story and storytelling are both A-plus; I’m also a sucker for interesting marketing, and, well… this phone number and the message that was placed on its answering machine in advance of the release of Hotline Miami 2 definitely tick all those boxes. Bonus points for the fact that this creepy phone number is actually a Miami-based number.
The 786-519-3708 phone number wasn’t new for Hotline Miami 2; indeed, the Hotline Miami Twitter account had been tweeting the number since 2012, prior to the original game’s release in October of that year. But in February of 2015, the number appeared with some new context on the series’ Twitter feed: This time, it included an extension number. What’s more, when fans dialed the number, they found that a new message recorded—the message that’s still there today. When properly analyzed, the message combined with the extension number (10) provided a full title and release date for the second game in the series: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, to be released on March 10, 2015. And that’s exactly what happened.
The voicemail message is short, but it’s still pretty freaky to listen to. Hear what used to play below.
858-651-5050
Status: As of January 2023, this phone number is no longer in service. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below.
“Fishing in a mountain stream is my idea of a good time.”
“There was water in the cellar after the heavy rain.”
“Smoke poured out of every crack.”
“Those words were the cue for the actor to leave.”
These are the kinds of sentences you’d hear if you dialed 858-651-5050. They were spoken by two people — one with a male-sounding voice and one with a female-sounding voice — who just sat there, intoning these poetic yet meaningless messages for as long as you chose to stay on the line.
However, there’s a perfectly rational explanation behind this creepy phone number: It was a phone testing tool. The sentences, known as Harvard sentences, were chosen for their phonetic balance — that is, “the frequency of sounds in these lists [match] that of natural language,” as Sarah Zhang put it at Gizmodo in 2015; they “hit all the noises a person would typically hear in a conversation.” According to Ernie Smith writing at Motherboard, calling this number allows phone companies to “ensure the signal quality is strong” — that is, it’s the “can you hear me now?” of phone tests.
It was still weird, though. It’s the lack of context that made what you heard when you called the number kind of unsettling.
630-296-7536
Status: Still operational as of January 2023.
An oldie but goodie: 630-296-7536 is the original Boothworld Industries phone number. To read the story that launched a thousand phone calls, head here.
801-820-0263
Status: As of January 2023, this phone number is no longer in service. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below
Aaaand here’s the second Boothworld Industries phone number. We’ve covered this one in depth before — check it out here.
701-347-1936
Status: As of January 2021, this phone number is no longer in service. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below
Like several other creepy phone numbers on this list, this one was a video game tie-in — this time for the infamous Five Nights At Freddy’s series. It’s not clear whether the number was canon or whether it was fan-made; either way, though, it was pretty unmistakably FNaf-related to those familiar with the games: The voice we heard seems to have been a garbled version of Phone Guy, and about 32 seconds in, the aria “Votre toast, je peux vous le render” from the opera Carmen — colloquially known as the Toreador Song — which signifies the approach of the Freddy Fazbear animatronic in the game kicked in.
It is not, as some YouTube videos featuring the phone number have suggested, a “cursed phone number” that will make you behave erratically and/or kill you “within 24 hours of calling it.”
Whether or not you know the source material, though, it’s still pretty spooky to listen to. Check out what used to play when you dialed it below.
978-435-0163
Status: As of April 2022, this phone number is no longer in service. However, you can still hear what used to play when you called it by clicking the link below
Perhaps the only one of this list’s creepy phone numbers that’s more cryptic than the one featuring binary code that translates to “death” is this one. If you called 978-435-0163, you’d hear a looped message of a man sobbing. He sounded like he was maybe in a cave or a sewer; there was a lot of echo and reverb, and it sounded kind of like something was dripping somewhere in the background. Oh, and periodically, you’d hear something screech — something that sounded decidedly not human.
It’s a Massachusetts number — as a Massachusetts native, I recognized that right off the bat — and it turns out it’s registered in Billerica, a town not too far away from where I grew up. But other than that, I know nothing about this number — not who owned it, not what the bigger story might have been, not even exactly what was going on in it.
And that, I think, is the creepiest thing of all.
Oh, hey — gotta run. My phone is ringing.
Even though I’m, uh… not actually expecting any calls.
It’s probably fine.
Right?
Right.
Hang tight, okay? I’ll be right back.
…I hope.
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